Earthquake! Earthquake!
Narrator: 9.5 richter scale earthquake permeated throughout Japan, destroyed houses, homes, and places where people put their heads down to sleep.
Goddess: OMG!! not again, mayday mayday so many jobs coming in at once!
Alarm was blazing through the Heavenly office calling out angels and the trainee angels to help the human resource department.
Goddess' assistant fairy godmother: Angels, today we are tasked with crazy amounts of job. Crazy amounts of souls coming out of Japan and we got at about 1 month of reincarnation all in one day!
Angel sussangnim: Ayshit its those Platelets again, how many times we had to tell them stop playing around while the earth rotation is at its fling
Angel oppanim: Hmph, indeed just wait when they came I'm going to smash them into becoming pulps and stuck them inbetween the holes they created
Goddess: (With kind and soft voice) Everybody please be quiet anytime now, the souls should be reaching us. By then we all should be ready to reincarnate them professionally. (*with red angry face) Understand that I'd not be dealing with none of those black company perverts they are all yours!
Yes my Goddess!
The Angels confirmed knowing well that the worse is only the option otherwise.
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Sasahime was an office worker who often got bullied for his name, everyone in the office relentlessly bullied him, firstly because of his name, then it is because of everything else about him.
When the earthquake struck he was relieved since at the time he was being shoved into the toilet by some of his female superiors, and then, due to the incident, the superiors got hit on their head and died. Shocked at what happened he ran out few steps and fell sitting down on the floor. There was a part of his mind that was relieved, as if a huge burden had been lifted off. He started thinking about survival plans and other things he wished to do. But just as he was about to enjoy his long awaited peaceful life, one wounded female superior exerted her last breath to put an official company letter at his feet.
The letter said that he was promoted as a company representative and expected to be responsible for the next project with the Americans. Due to his lack of performance in the past, his salary "generously" was not changed.
Walking around the building he noticed that most of his colleagues were killed by the quake, but the company leader was alive still. Upon seeing Sasahime his face turned happy, unhinged with the lost lives of his employees, he embraced Sasahime and took him to the meeting room where the video call with the Americans were to take place. The moment the device rang, Sasahime fell to the floor due to massive dissapointment and hopelessness, and later died.
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Goddess: Sasahime, Sasahime, oh poor Sasahime...
Sasahime opened his eyes and were blinded with the light of the place
Sasahime: Ugh where am I? Why do I feel so light?
Goddess: You are at my office, the reincarnation assessment department
Sasahime: (hearing what seemed to be his eternal predicament, once again a massive sense of dissapointment and hopelessness came rushing in. He vomitted), no no no, even after I died I'm going to be an office worker? (The greenish excretion fell all over the semi pink colored floor)
Goddess: Oh Sasahime what happened?! don't worry let me take care of that
(The Goddess used her magic wand and the vomit flew back into Sasahime's mouth, and then rushed down to his stomach)
*Ugheg *Ugheg, what are you... hey (suddenly he felt a strange powerful sense of clarity) I feel good, and everything seems clear (a rush of euphoria followed and filled his mind with calm and peace)
Goddess: Since there's a lot more people waiting outside unfortunately I could not spend too much time with you, although I know that you had done well in your life, you've stood up against office injustice just like myself (*Fairy Godmother Coughed... sleep all day) and I want to reward you with a good life in your next reincarnation
Sasahime: Reincarnation? oh am I going to go back there again? Please Goddess...
Goddess: Don't worry, you will not be taken to Earth again, we got a no same world policy in place so such would be against the law (*FairyGodmother Coughed... santa klaus) Shut Up Godmother remember your place!
FairyGodmother: Forgive me Ah my Goddess! (knelt with her face on the floor)
Goddess: Anyway, Sasahime you and everyone else is going to be reincarnated into a medieval Isekai world where there's a pandemic situation happening. Since all of you died relatively in the same time, we need an excuse to reincarnate all of you at once. In this world there is a birth disease where a type of virus is causing all adult women it infected to give birth during the full moon, whether they had been inseminated or not.
Now Sasahime... since you've endured so much I'll give you a special privilige to choose where you're going to be born
Sasahime: Where are my coworkers, where are they now?
FairyGodmother: They all had been sent ahead. I believe the location was Mura village.
Goddess: Nice my assistant, now lets see... I could reincarnate you as the prince of the greatest kingdom of that world far away from the village, all the way to the other side of the planet. I think its a good place.
Sasahime: No, take me close to where they are
Both Goddess and Fairygodmother: WHAT?
Goddess: Why? dont you want to move away from that hell as far as possible?
Sasahime: No,
FairyGodmother: Why? They've been nasty to you, in fact that hugely the reason why you died
Sasahime: Yes, that is why, take me to the village nearby and I'll grow to be an assassin and I'll avenge myself
Goddess and FairyGodmother (*headpalm)
FairyGodmother: Eh... Mr. Butman san, please think...
Goddess: *chuckled... what?
FairyGodmother: (surprised a bit at the question, but soon realized,) Yeah I know, his name is Sasahime Butman
Goddess: *Laughed loudly what is that name?
FairyGodmother: (*giggled) I guess her parents realized that his name is wrong but doubled down anyway
Goddess and FairyGodmother together: "But Man" (*proceeded to laugh uncontrollably)
Sasahime: I've had enough! (he jumped and took away the Goddess' magical wand). Reincarnate me to the Village next to Mura!
Sasahime's body suddenly lit up with rays of bright light, and the whole room changed color, blinking in multiple different lights.
Goddess: No!
Now Sasahime was fading away
Goddess: You haven't chosen your special power yet...
FairyGodmother: He's gone
Goddess: Oh no, what should we do... Assistant, order a fairy protector for him, don't let him get consumed with vengeance, he's going to die pointlessly.
FairyGodmother: Alright Goddess...
