Somewhen in the future,
A secret
shaolin monk has meditated for 1000 years. During his meditation he reached
Nirvana but got stuck and couldn’t find his way back into his body. But one day
a tourist uncle was looking for a place to pee, and he stumbled upon a secret
door that leads into the cave. He saw the monk and woke him up, his body was
preserved somehow because he wasn’t dead yet but also he wasn’t there to do
anything, so his body just collected dust that protected it from free radicals.
The uncle
shook his body and suddenly his soul (who had acquired a decent job in heaven
and adopted an office worker lifestyle surrounded by beautiful co-workers of
heavenly fairies) got zoomed back into the body. With extreme disappointment,
astonishment, and anguish he jumped here and there, berated the uncle, and
tried to kill himself. Of course the uncle called the police and he got apprehended.
When the
uncle went back to his home country he received a call from the Chinese police department.
He was accused of smuggling and was forced to take the monk back into his house.
He couldn’t believe what happened… he tried to explain everything but no use,
the Chinese secret agent has hired ninjas to apprehend him and is now searching
his house for secret documents that coincidentally had been missing at the same
time as well.
Right during
that time the ninja saw the picture he took with the monk and contacted her
superior, the evidence is there and he couldn’t avoid it anymore. Threatened
with hefty fines or extradition to China to be jailed, the uncle accepted the
negotiation to take the monk back. He also had to provide lodging, food and drinks
to the ninja while she was spying in his country (which was promised to be
lasting for only 2 weeks).
Fast
forward into the future, the monk has arrived at the country’s airport. The local
spy noticed something weird with him and signalled the immigration department
to keep him in the airport’s torture chamber at the basement. The monk was hung
and tied, he was told to confess that he’s a smuggler, he didn’t understand a
thing, even his Chinese was ancient and no one really could pinpoint where his
accent was coming from. Then he was stripped, the spy saw that his crotch was
smooth and believed had found what he was looking for. Because he didn’t want
to touch some guy’s crotch he called upon the airport’s narc sniffer dog. The
dog signalled that the guy is clear, but he specifically instructed him to bite
his crotch, at first the dog was reluctant, but after he dropped a bacon and it
sticked right there… the dog took the bite.
Meanwhile
the uncle drove right into the airport to pick up the monk, he had to pay a
fine since he parked at the wrong spot. When he went into a guard and explained
who he is, the guard signalled 2 police that had been waiting there that this
is the guy. They cuffed him and took him into the torture chamber together with
the monk. In there the spy looked discombobulated, dumfounded, and a little
betrayed. He had just realized that the monk really had no genitals, upon which
he previously thought as a compartment for smuggling explosives.
At last
with hard reluctance he released the both of them, but not before whipping each
of them 3 times with a wire that he later burned away.
Back at home
the uncle couldn’t entirely process what had happened, he showed where the
guest room is, which was an empty closet, told him to wait in the living room
and then he went in and locked himself in his room.
The next
morning he woke up feeling refreshed, only to find that he had been sleeping
for 3 days straight and now in the verge of being fired from his job. Turned out
the ninja found the monk and fought him intensely before escaping by blowing up
a sleeping gas into the house. The uncle worked at a research center at a huge
company and his supervisor told him to take a temporary unpaid leave. He knew
that since he just came back from a vacation, and now he’s suspended again, he’d
only lost the job by the time everything’s done.
With
frustration and tired body he came back into the house, he was too much in his emotional
state he couldn’t do or say anything to the two, he just went into his room and
locked it in.
1 week went
by, he never went out of the house except to buy some food and taking out the
trash. The monk who had all of the heavenly technology looked like he could get
by with this “primitive” versions of tools. The ninja however always played
hide and seek when she wanted to eat, or use the toilet, or do anything around
the house. The monk just ignored her.
One day the
uncle opened the door, both of them were looking, and signalled to one of them
to came in. The ninja, now having no more food in the house felt violated but couldn’t
say anything else. She took off her mask, her clothes and went into the room.
He kicked her out and called the monk to came in. The monk refused, he is not
like that he said. Enraged, the uncle went out and said it is not like that,
and pulled the monk speedily into his room.
The monk
had never experienced such terror in a long time. It seems that the uncle
wanted to see his crotch since he was trying to open his pants. He was shouting
for help, but this “monster” that had been meditating in his room and acquired
new power and look apparently, overpowered him with sudden movements and now,
after his consciousness slipped bumping his head on the wall, he couldn’t but
to accept his fate.
The uncle
laughed and proceeded to further taking off the monk’s clothings. He seemed to
be taking pictures and jot down notes. “Interesting” he said and long story
short the monk told him everything.
He was the
most advanced monk in his class, he never looked at women, never drink, not
even masturbating. Overtime he reached a level where his hormonal imbalances
caused his genitalia to shrink and detached, just like that. The uncle couldn’t
believe what he hears.
He told the
monk to went away, this time he gave him some money and told him to take care
of the house. This time he locked himself in for a full month.
After he
had done with his research everyone was relieved, he got out took the three of
them to eat and drink, and to the amusement park where everybody just lost and
spent the most time to find their way out separated from each other.
Back at
home the concoction began to shake and excreted bubbles, and more bubbles, and
more bubbles. When the monk got home, followed by the uncle and the ninja. The
three of them found that the biological concoction had produced little babies. The
uncle was so happy and went to see the miniscule babies that he had made. He then
made some other liquids and make them drink it. The next day they grew into
normal size babies, there were 4 of them.
Together
the 3 of them raised the baby and the uncle specifically instructed them to perform
the discipline that the monk had before. 15 years later, the babies both men
and women 2 of them each, lost their genitalia. And these are the first
generation of what later would be known as the “Angel race”.
Soon after
they lost their genitalia, they learned the ability to fly, heal people, walked
on water, and to bless plants to grow into giant sizes. With the knowledge from
their father, they researched to make their own babies, but they found that it
is quite difficult to make these babies as disciplined as they are, so they
shunned the babies into the wilderness with one guardian who Is one of the
angel. There are some babies who later managed to become angels and later
accepted back into the Angels’ group but those who failed remained wandering
from places to places. These guys are known as the gypsies
The gypsies
had some special powers but nothing significant, they could process plastic and
turned it into energy, yes they could eat plastic and won’t had to worry about
food cause there were plastics wherever they went.
Further
about their tales, isn’t it written in the “fragments of zero” the book of the
mirror?
Then back
to the uncle, lets just say, he is working now due to some “connections” in
heaven. While the ninja had become a legendary figure in the tale of the two
worlds.
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Edit: The discipline didn't only made the genitalia deattached but also all sexual circuits in the body. So this process made the successful practicioners pure asexuals
